Saturday, May 4, 2024

169 - He Murdered Your Education

April 27, 2024 - Gabe and Rob discuss job hunting, drama on the The Mike O'Meara Show, finances, COVID, Orenthal James Simpson, marital disagreements, skin health concerns, work frustrations, and video games.

Saturday, April 6, 2024

168 - Massive Hobbit Cock

March 30, 2024 - Gabe and Rob discuss the death of a friend, current health concerns, a lay off, an encouraged resignation, a bridge in Baltimore, Rob's father, a trip to Florida, and microphones.

Friday, March 1, 2024

167 - Delivers What It Promises

February 24, 2024 - Gabe and Rob discuss finances, Boomers, podcast updates, future podcast episode ideas, a loud argument, job search struggles, housing costs, gambling, microphones, smartphones, smartwatches, file sharing options, and anime.

Saturday, February 17, 2024

166 - Death Jumped on Your Head

February 17, 2024 - Gabe and Rob discuss COVID and co-op video games, and then play TowerFall Ascension. Originally recorded on January 14, 2022.

165 - He Shat on Her Head While They Were Fucking

January 27, 2024 - Gabe and Rob discuss finances, immigration, politics, podcast updates, Rob's dad, Las Vegas nacho news, Vince McMahon, the black national anthem, ethernet over coaxial, and the Steam Deck.

164 - Pustule-laden Fuselage

December 30, 2023 - Gabe and Rob discuss Henry Kissinger, Christmas gifts, Monty Python, the Greaseman, listener mail, Mounjaro, new earbuds, Thanksgiving dinner, dating, Christmas guests, Zombie Burlesque, pets, and video games.

163 - Blood and Snot

October 28, 2023 - Gabe and Rob discuss cats, bananas, show schedule, sinus surgery, modern working life, toxic men, smartwatches, headphones, the Pi-hole, and video games.

162 - Autistic Boners

September 30, 2023 - Gabe and Rob discuss Dungeons & Dragons, an accidental shooting, casino cyber attacks, Don Geronimo, loud smartphones, autism, attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, and video games.

161 - Badger Killer Simulator

September 17, 2023 - Gabe and Rob talk about headsets, Genital Jousting, and multiplayer game options, while playing the cute, relaxing, and occasionally terrifying Meadow. Originally recorded on January 14, 2022.

160 - Not How Shoving Works

August 28, 2023 - Gabe and Rob discuss the Greaseman, the BenQ EX3415R Mobuiz ultrawide monitor, chronic sinusitis, Baldur's Gate 3, a casino shooting, Paul Reubens, Barbie, Evo, and Gen Con.

159 - Bread Sandwich

August 8, 2023 - Gabe and Rob play The Elder Scrolls Online and Konami Arcade Classics Anniversary Collection. Originally recorded on January 8, 2022.

158 - Existential Dread

July 29, 2023 - Gabe and Rob discuss weather, Barbie, Oppenheimer, aliens, bad management, Windows 11, Diablo IV, visual novels, and other video games.

157 - This Place is Squishy

July 6, 2023 - Gabe and Rob talk about exercise, food, PC hardware, Diablo II, Pathfinder, and an awkward shirt experience while fighting their way through the dreary world of Diablo III. Originally recorded on October 16, 2021.

156 - Spying on Your Dick

July 1, 2023 - Gabe and Rob discuss alcohol, desks, computers, Diablo IV, The Iron Sheik, new mobile devices, iFramix, weed, monitors, Magic: The Gathering, the submersible disaster, and bad management.

155 - Fuck that Hole

June 3, 2023 - Gabe and Rob discuss server hassles, television, relaxing co-op video games, computer hardware, getting fit, and energy drinks while playing Golf With My Friends, Tree Simulator, and Warcraft III: Reforged. Originally recorded on August 15, 2021.

154 - Buffalo

May 27, 2023 - Gabe and Rob discuss date night, Star Trek, physical therapy, energy drinks, gambling, Gen Con, a new Razer headset, modern news problems, the Pennsic camera, and video games.

153 - Astro Slide

April 29, 2023 - Gabe and Rob discuss audio accessories, computer hardware, old people tech support, health, sex, money, video games, a fired employee, online communities, smartphones, and a blood work accident.

152 - Ineffective Napkins

April 15, 2023 - Gabe and Rob discuss new movies, Thailand, Gabe's colonoscopy, the Steam Deck, video games, and the fort.

151 - Space Golf

March 25, 2023 - Gabe and Rob talk about computer hassles, a crane game, disappointing video games, and streaming services while playing Golf With Your Friends and Company of Heroes 2. Originally recorded on May 15, 2021.

Wednesday, February 14, 2024

150 - Air Conditioned Bubble

February 26, 2023 - Gabe and Rob discuss audio hardware, the upcoming Thailand trip, hating Star Wars, Rob's former roommates, difficult video games, Rob's new PC accessories, Magic: The Gathering, Windows 11, and building a fort.

149 - Technically Jewish

January 28, 2023 - Gabe and Rob discuss fraud, big societal problems, Thailand, local attractions, Art Bell, summer plans, Rob's allergist, Ray Kurzweil, work holiday parties, work complaints, the intricacies of Judaism, and video games.

148 - Set Yourself on Fire

January 22, 2023 - Gabe and Rob return the land of Valheim, where they fail to kill animals, have trouble with trees, battle internet connection problems, run from bees, and attempt to kill the first boss. Originally recorded on March 6 and March 26, 2021.

147 - Guacamole Bowl

December 31, 2022 - Gabe and Rob discuss Christmas dinner drama, unique gifts, drone shenanigans, Game of Thrones disappointment, plasma donation trouble, travel plans for 2023, Alex Jones, Rob's new work computer, and video games.

146 - Sex Toys and Adultery

December 30, 2022 - Rob and Allen discuss Texas, income sources, relationship drama, sex problems, adultery, staying friends with exes, online dating pitfalls, sex toys, and video games.

145 - Punching a Rock

December 25, 2022 - Gabe and Rob learn how to hunt, gather, and murder wildlife in the weird and dangerous world of Valheim. Originally recorded on February 27, 2021.

144 - Everything is Disappointing

November 26, 2022 - Gabe and Rob discuss being capitalist whores, a marital complaint, Jeff Dunham, cancel culture, Elon Musk, home insurance, Christmas memories, and Thanksgiving.

143 - Whores vs Virgins

November 19, 2022 - Gabe and Rob discuss appliance repair, job hunting, future co-op video games, and Steam reviews while playing Rocket League and Civilization VI. Originally recorded on February 13, 2021.

142 - Prisencolinensinainciusol

November 5, 2022 - Gabe and Rob discuss football, a political flag, generational challenges, selling plasma, Baldur's Gate III delays, bizarre music, friendship dynamics, technology challenges at work, a Tinder experiment, Judy Tenuta, current video games, and television shows.

141 - Waiting to Die

October 1, 2022 - Gabe and Rob discuss computer hardware, Gabe's first girlfriend, Mikhail Gorbachev, parental obligations, home insurance, medical updates, friendship drama, television shows, the 2022 Epicurean Affair, Magic: The Gathering, video games, and streaming devices.

Monday, February 12, 2024

140 - Castle Poophold

September 18, 2022 - Gabe and Rob discuss video game achievements while figuring out how to play the brutal strategy game Total War: Warhammer. Originally recorded on January 1, 2021.

139 - Too Busy Fornicating

September 3, 2022 - Gabe and Rob discuss relationship complexities, the Steam Deck, Magic: The Gathering, unemployment insurance, a California trip, television controversies, entitlement, Alex Jones, water concerns, credible news, and video games.

138 - Pushing Rope

July 30, 2022 - Gabe and Rob discuss Magic: The Gathering, open relationship adventures, bedroom trouble, the colonoscopy, the new bidet, new Marvel movies and shows, computer accessories, video games, and The Bladder Buddy.

137 - Bad at Growing Trees

July 18, 2022 - Gabe and Rob discuss finances, audio problems, stolen gifts, and virtual reality video games while playing Generation Zero. Originally recorded on December 29, 2020.

136 - Definitely Abort that Baby

June 25, 2022 - Gabe and Rob discuss the overturning of Roe v. Wade, a big relationship change, Obi-Wan Kenobi, DJ Batman, and video games.

135 - On the Wish List

June 22, 2022 - Gabe and Rob discuss socializing with coworkers, Baldur's Gate III, co-op video game options, computer hardware, Borat, and voting while playing 8-Bit Invaders and Generation Zero. Originally recorded on October 17, 2020.

134 - False Flag

May 28, 2022 - Gabe and Rob discuss Rob's new tablet, Danni's car accident, guns, abortion, religion, Knowledge Fight, Robert E. Howard books, an Andrew Dice Clay project idea, video games, and Magic: The Gathering.

133 - Halo Mall

May 11, 2022 - Gabe and Rob continue their intergalactic murder spree in Halo: Reach. Originally recorded on July 18, 2020.

132 - No Longer Standing by a Fountain

May 7, 2022 - Gabe and Rob discuss Gilbert Gottfried, medical marijuana, odd drinking habits, Rob's Florida vacation, the Analogue Pocket, the Steam Deck, and video games.

131 - Like

March 26, 2022 - Gabe and Rob discuss gross mouth noises, verbal crutches, language, trauma, home appliance problems, masks, hydration, portable gaming systems, Newegg shenanigans, Windows 11, and video games.

Saturday, February 10, 2024

130 - Not a Stealth Game

March 25, 2022 - Gabe and Rob discuss television shows, the wacky coronavirus, the NFL, wrestling, beverages, computer accessories, and Star Wars, while killing their own teammates in Halo: Reach. Originally recorded on July 3, 2020.

129 - Dumb Guy that Got Famous

February 26, 2022 - Gabe and Rob discuss family drama, a dangerous appendix, a pesky pilot light, puerile Joe Rogan, questionable WNOD content, disappointing computer headsets, current video games, and portable gaming systems.

128 - Not Much Worse than Normal

January 29, 2022 - Gabe and Rob discuss illness, paid time off, hydration, working from home, the new license plate, the new TV, wedding diversity, Christmas dinners, Halloween festivities, GameWorks, new happenings at Rob's job, not having children, computer accessories, and video games.

127 - Nooks and Crannies

January 21, 2022 - Allen and Rob discuss the value of communication, the state of Allen's relationships, Allen's college experience, and Allen's new teaching job.

126 - Quarantine

January 14, 2022 - Rob and Byron discuss having COVID, troublesome friends, keeping busy during quarantine, video projects, and job aspirations.

125 - The Story of My Balls

December 31, 2021 - Gabe and Rob discuss Gabe's balls, the lovely wedding, the slapdash rehearsal dinner, the honeymoon at Walt Disney World, the Analogue Pocket, WNOD videos, Gabe's cabinet arcade, and video games.

124 - Yes We Cannibal

December 19, 2021 - Gabe and Rob continue their grand adventure in Divinity II: Original Sin while pondering the events of the day. Originally recorded on May 30, 2020.

123 - Place of Ultimate Sadness

November 9, 2021 - Rob shares clips from Gabe's abandoned podcast Hold in Reset, where they discuss Transformers, strip clubs, and retro arcade hardware.

122 - Zestfully Clean

October 30, 2021 - Gabe and Rob discuss technical challenges, the wedding, tree removal, water heater replacement, new mobile devices, computer accessories, and video games.

121 - Dude Walker

September 25, 2021 - Gabe and Rob discuss the new show announcer, StarTalk, questionable old content, Norm Macdonald, new phones, Gabe's bachelor party, creating video content, video games, and wrestling. 

Thursday, February 8, 2024

120 - Great Sitting Mechanics

September 3, 2021 - Gabe and Rob explore the weird, wild world of Divinity II: Original Sin, where they sit in chairs, talk to sheep, pick up buckets, collect water balloons, and eat eggs. Originally recorded on May 23, 2020.